fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.
Scribble on people in magazines
Smile into a mirror
Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
Call a crisis help line. 
Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
Go to Blahtherapy.com
Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
Rub ice on the place you used to cut
Clap hard
Snap a rubber band
Draw on yourself in marker
Blast music
Pop bubble wrap
Take a bath
Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
Braid something
Cry
…But there’s more!Here are some links:Teenhelp
Sirius Project
HelpGuide
YouthinBC
146 Things to Do
Need a distraction?Disney and Marvel Movies
Studio Ghibli Movies
MOVIES AND TV SHOWS
Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is.  Momma is so, so proud.

fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.

  • Scribble on people in magazines
  • Smile into a mirror
  • Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
  • Call a crisis help line. 
  • Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
  • Go to Blahtherapy.com
  • Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
  • Rub ice on the place you used to cut
  • Clap hard
  • Snap a rubber band
  • Draw on yourself in marker
  • Blast music
  • Pop bubble wrap
  • Take a bath
  • Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
  • Braid something
  • Cry

…But there’s more!

Here are some links:
Teenhelp

Sirius Project

HelpGuide

YouthinBC

146 Things to Do

Need a distraction?

Disney and Marvel Movies

Studio Ghibli Movies

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS

Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is. 

 Momma is so, so proud.

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swoonforme:

 

Silly Muggle. That little owl is just waiting for you to give him a letter to deliver.

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I miss The Cake Bar.

My Christmas baking. 25 varieties. Over 1000 individual cookies. Sugar comas for EVERYONE!

My Christmas baking. 25 varieties. Over 1000 individual cookies. Sugar comas for EVERYONE!

It’s a pizza! It’s a cake! It’s a pizza cake!
I made this for my little guy’s 10th birthday — Ferrero Rocher meatballs, Raisinet sausage crumbles, Swedish Fish anchovies, gumdrop onions, fruit snack peppers and olives, and white chocolate cheese.

It’s a pizza! It’s a cake! It’s a pizza cake!

I made this for my little guy’s 10th birthday — Ferrero Rocher meatballs, Raisinet sausage crumbles, Swedish Fish anchovies, gumdrop onions, fruit snack peppers and olives, and white chocolate cheese.

"Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box…" My entire family eats fish custard, and freaking LOVES it! Best food ever invented by a British sci-fi television program.

"Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box…" My entire family eats fish custard, and freaking LOVES it! Best food ever invented by a British sci-fi television program.

The awkward moment when you realize your dog is the nosy neighbor of your street.

The awkward moment when you realize your dog is the nosy neighbor of your street.

elementary-my-dear-data:

can we just

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talk about

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these two

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and their bowler hats

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you’re 74 and 73 jfc

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you’ve been knighted by the queen

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godammit

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Look what my oldest son gave me for my birthday. I’m raising these kids up right, that’s what I’m doing!

Look what my oldest son gave me for my birthday. I’m raising these kids up right, that’s what I’m doing!

I’m an equal-opportunity Destroyer of Gourds.

I’m an equal-opportunity Destroyer of Gourds.

The inner workings of my brain, such as it is, mostly in pictures. -- All photos were taken by me, unless otherwise noted.

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